I am no longer allowed to look at these websites:
and this one
particularly this one
and for the love of God, this one
(Okay, so that last one is more a comfort website but still...)
If I tell you I've been browsing through them, you have my permission to call me funny names, mock me and chatise me with the classic mom reprimand, "Lynn Marie Krawczyk, STOP that!" (The middle name is a necessity for knowing the full extent of how much trouble I am in.)
I'm officially driving myself insane trying to figure out what would be the best option.
Intervention is obviously needed. Slap away.